Confessions of a Klutz

Hi, my name is Courtney and I'm extremely clumsy.

I'm currently sitting in my studio at work with an icepack on my ankle and splints on my wrists.  And they are both unrelated injuries.

My tendonitis has been really bad the past couple weeks, and now I've got to get an EMG and nerve reduction study done.  And those aren't pleasant experiences either.  This just pisses me off more because I'm thinking I'LL NEVER GET TO THOSE VIOLIN LESSONS MY PARENTS GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS

The gods are against me.  Or so it feels like sometimes.

Then this morning while I was innocently giving my dogs water, I fell off my back porch and into the damned sinkhole by the deck.  Needless to say I was rolling around in my backyard cussing at the top of my lungs at 4:30 am.  Bastards.

I had a great weekend, though.  I was supposed to work, but doctor's orders said no.  And since she knows me so well, she marked off the things I was not allowed to do:

Work
Text
Play videogames
Shoot pool

I was like "Then what the hell am I supposed to do all weekend?"

Saturday I hung out over at my sister's.  Our mom was out there helping her decorate one of her trailers, and when they went to Lowe's, I stayed with The Paige.  She and I ended up going to Braums, where she told me that she knows a lot about things that don't exist, and she only believes in some of the Harry Potter characters.  Not all.

Her daddy came home and filled up the pool, so Kelly and I got in there with her with our glass of wine.  And that bitch was COLD!!!!!  Kelly stood up most of the time, but like the mermaid I am, it didn't take me long to get used to it.

Sunday was Funday with Will.  Went over and watched the Italy/Spain soccer game, and had to do shots of bourbon when Italy scored.  My mother was disappointed saying "I've raised you better than to watch soccer."  My response was "You raised me to admire hot men, and soccer has tons of them."

Then had lunch with my friend Tae.  Hadn't seen her since she'd gotten her new silver Scion, and she's a sexy beast in that car now!! 

Well, the White Queens have kicked in, so before I stop making sense, I shall say fare the well.